The real and genuine stew, indeed.

Well, have you seen the stew? A great one, indeed. With those potatoes. Not any… each one is a potato. Of the same kind than the other, yes. But who knows, dear, what is personality?  You have to know what you eat. Event by a nickname.

This is a marvellous stew. Who cooked it? Perhaps it was Petula. Or her sister, you see. Yes, I know, about her sister… she use to be doing the… “double twist”? They call it so on the levee… She’s doing the “double twist” on the wharves… For singing sailors . This is true… No calumny!  Her lover use to bite her, doesn’he?  And he told Petula that her sister is as salted as a cod.

Yes, I have eaten cod stew in the past. But this one is quite different. No cod. No cod at all. But seasoned mutton’meat.  Not lamb! But true experienced, even experimented veteran mutton with an aged muttonness, an experienced muttonship, you see what I mean, don’t you? A mere muttonity!

I don’t remember Petula’s sister’s name. But she’s sharp. As fishbones. As her lover’s teeth. A long-legged Mermaid, she is! No fish tail, fot this is non-U! With a strange toil un her life. Ado. Astray.

Anyway, but nevertheless, you can believe me: this is a real genuine great stew. Isn’ it?